My washer makes a screeching noise during the spin cycle that I’m sure is a death cry.
There’s a dish rag stuffed down the ice maker on my fridge to keep it from leaking.
We had to set up a fan in the utility room to keep the well pump controller from overheating and shutting off our water.
The dishwasher door hinge is broken, so if you open it too fast it tips the whole dishwasher over and dumps dishes on the floor.
The bottom of our mattress is falling out.
Apparently disrepair is the “cat’s pajamas” at our house.