So, I bought a big pack of fireworks to light off in celebration of Pioneer Day with my family only to find out they’re banned in my area.

The kids were very disappointed.

To temper their disappointment and still get a pyro fix, my kids went out to the driveway and lit grasshoppers on fire with a lighter.

If you see us on the news in handcuffs for starting a forest fire due to flaming flying grasshoppers, please help post bail.

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