We went in to check out the latest looks in creepwear.
While we were having fun trying on masks and snapping spooky pics, a store clerk came and told us we weren’t allowed to take pictures of their merchandise.
I asked why.
She said it’s because their company doesn’t like their competitors to know what they have.
I asked her if we looked like spies.
She said no.
I asked her if they had a website promoting their products.
She said yes.
I asked, “So, wouldn’t your competitors be able to see all your merchandise on the website anyway?”
So I asked her what the big deal was.
She said, “I don’t know, lady! That’s just what my manager told me, so stop taking pictures!”
Some people don’t need a mask to be scary.