Barbie Bites

Did you know that Barbie sucks?

It’s true!

I was in the store the other day and came across the latest line of vampire Barbies called “Monster High Dolls.”


First, we indoctrinate little girls with an unrealistic ideal of beauty with classic Barbie for over 50 years. Then we encourage them to be “Bratz.” And now we give them the message that family, friends, and normal mortal life are worth ditching to achieve eternal immortal beauty with a zombie hottie with a sports car and rich, creepy, flesh-eating family.

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