This hat was on display with other winter hats, scarves and mittens, and available for sale in a regular women’s clothing store to be worn in public on a regular day.
Imagine the weird gurgly Chewbacca noise coming out of my mouth because that is what spontaneously happened when I put this hat on.
Who would wear this hat on a non-Halloween day?
You’d have to be having the mother of all bad hair days to put this sucker on and think it’s an upgrade.
The only benefit I could see would be if Harrison Ford suddenly appeared by your side.