BUT the intensity and frequency of my hurling caused a hiatal hernia.
Have you ever had a hiatal hernia?
I got one the last time I had stomach flu and apparently once your stomach and diaphragm learn how to wrap into a square knot, they become very efficient at doing it again.
It’s literal “organ grinding” without the cute monkey.
So now I just have a stomach ache in a different place.
It’s cold and rainy in Scottsdale today, which is fitting.
I AM going to the mall though.
It’s not like I’d be the only person there walking around hunched over with a look of desperation on her face.